What Not to Wear...NASCAR Edition

For the 4th, I did something very patriotic (and by patriotic I mean redneck and truly American). I went to my very first NASCAR race. I must say this was definitely an experience to remember. While there, I saw some things I hope to never see again. Now I know what you all are thinking. You are probably thinking I saw some truly inappropriate public behavior. While I may have seen some of that, it is not what I am talking about. I saw some of the most hideously dressed people ever. Therefore, I would like to take this time to inform you of some of the things that should never ever be worn EVER (including to any theme parties such as white trash bash or even Halloween). First, I have no problem if you are overweight but, I feel that if your midsection flops over the top of your pants that are coincidentally 4 sizes too small, you should NEVER wear a shirt bearing your entire midsection. In case you were wondering, your bra is not a shirt and should not be worn as one. Continuing, I love a great backpack or messenger bag as much as the next person when times call for it but never should these be made of clear plastic. In case you were wondering, NASCAR does not check bags when you walk through the gate. And, if I wanted to see what's in your bag, I would ask. Next, if you are missing your teeth and have falsies, I suggest (for sanitation and the well being of others) you keep them in your mouth. Lastly, shirts come with sleeves for a reason. You should not cut them off to where others can see your entire ab-less stomach by looking at you through the side of your cut off tee (again, if I wanted to see, I would ask, but I don't so please keep it to yourself). These shirts have one purpose only, the gym (and that is pushing it sometimes)! Just remember, you only have one chance to make a first impression and no excuse to dress in any of the above stated items!